I see the mistakes in your kitchen plan before you pay for them

How It Works

Want to know how much the kitchen you love will cost before stepping in to the showroom? Use my formula that reveals the figures.

Showroom designs look great on paper, I make sure they work and fit in your home.

Delivery access and pre-fit storage assessment, a crucial part of the process that 95% of suppliers and customers leave far too late.

What to ask prior to contracting an order that could save you up to £500. Applies to every order supply or supply + fit.

I can identify what the sales designer may have added to your order that can be hidden by jargon.

I reveal a way that you can make a profit from your old kitchen that can help fund your new one.

If you are buying supply only, I will give you a few tips that will save you ££££ and feel confident in your chosen installer.

Advice and tips from my 33 years in the fitted kitchen business to save you stress and money.

Optional Upgrade "The Surveyor's Signature Layout". I give "My Take" on what I would do if I had your design brief.

33 years of surveyor experience at your service. 100% Independent, 100% Remote.

Step 1: Choose Your Level of Protection

Select the service that fits your needs—from a quick "Health Check" to a "Full Technical Audit." Secure your booking via our encrypted Stripe checkout.

Step 2: Upload Your Plans & Photos

Once booked, you’ll be directed to our secure upload page. Simply attach your showroom PDF plans and a few photos of your current room (don't worry, I'll tell you exactly what I need to see).

Step 3: The Surveyor’s Verdict

I personally dive into your design. I look for the hidden clashes, service obstacles, and ergonomic errors that sales designers often miss.

Step 4: Receive Your Report & Video

Within 48 hours, you’ll receive your comprehensive Technical Report and a personal Video Walkthrough, giving you the "ammunition" you need to ensure your kitchen is perfect before you sign the contract.

"Impartial Expertise for Every Type of Kitchen" Whether you are buying a high-end German kitchen system or a DIY flat-pack, I provide the technical second opinion you need to ensure a stress-free purchase and installation.

The Pre Design Consultation

£65.00

Who it’s for: People who haven't been to a showroom yet and don't want to get "sold" a bad layout.

What you get:

* 30-Minute Live Video Call.

Advice on materials, budgets, & "must-haves."

A "Requirements Brief" to take to any showroom.

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The Design Health Check

£85.00

Who it’s for: People with a layout they "mostly" like but want a pro to check the flow.

What you get: * Ergonomic & Workflow Audit.

"Clash Test" (doors, drawers, and walkways).
15-Minute Video Walkthrough.

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The Full Technical Audit

£145.00

Who it’s for: People about to pay a deposit or installers who need a "fit-ready" survey.

What you get: * Everything in the Health Check.

Detailed Technical Report.
Utility & Service Obstacle Check (Meters, pipes, sockets).
Delivery & Access Logistics Review.

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Independent Technical Expertise

With over 32 years of industry experience, I provide homeowners and installers with the technical "second opinion" needed to ensure a perfect kitchen fit. No sales, no commissions—just honest, expert advice.

Upload Your Plan & Photos

I need your PDF plans and a few room photos. For best results, take a photo of each wall and any obstacles behind the units, such as stop taps, meters, and boilers.

Upload My Plan